Angela Merkel’s poker face problem – Tracey Breaks the News – BBC One

Angela Merkel’s poker face problem – Tracey Breaks the News – BBC One


Oh Mein Chancelorette, we need to talk about a delicate matter to do with your image Oh, they are not discontinuing this lipstick. Oh, no mein Gott, no. Warm flesh is the nation’s favorite No, it is … it is something to do with you personally Something you started doing when you were with Putin. It’s that. You just did it then. What? You don’t be like that Oh no, no I’m being you. You roll the eyes Sometimes when people test your patience. You did it to Putin and at least ein or zwei of the Trumps I do not roll my eyes. Ja, I’m afraid you do. Oh, mein Gott! I’m rolling the eyes! And I always thought that I had such a serene and beautiful poker face at the summits. I’m afraid not. Oh, no! Now they are going to know what I’m thinking Don’t worry mein Chancelorette. We will train you. I will take you through some everyday situations And all you must do is not roll the eyes. Ja? Ja. Begin The phone rings you pick it up you hear a teenage boy whose voice is breaking. You realize it is Theresa May Try harder. You’re a chancellor not a GIF Ja, alright Try Ivanka Trump, my father’s record on women’s rights is very good. As an entrepreneur and job creator he is a force for gender equality Well done. No eye roll. That’s OK. Enough with the nursery slopes. Do Donald. We have to stop it, folks! Have to stop it! It was so good. It was a home run. I do beautiful words They were beautiful words with the fake media won’t report them Germany owes us money yes, they do. They owe us big. Ja! Mein Chancelorette, are you okay? Oh? Oh? I kept my eye lines thread, but my powerful eye muscles flipped my entire body instead of Flipping, flipping. I think I sprained my face Hello It’s Boris Johnson. It’s okay. That one your allowed. Allo!

100 Replies to “Angela Merkel’s poker face problem – Tracey Breaks the News – BBC One”

  1. Itโ€™s very funny, BUT
    Why does her accent sound like a drunk Russian trying to do a French accent in English?

  2. You know that there is a German song about Angela's poker face?! I don't know the name of it but it is still a memory from my childhood and it was hilarious

  3. this is extremely sexist… i thought Angela Merkel, with her powerful greateness would escape sexism, but here we go… just another example of how mysoginy and patriarchal double standards affect even the most powerful women in the world…

  4. This is such a hitjob – this showed up on my YouTube feed and if I hadnโ€™t of clicked it I wouldnโ€™t have known it was a skit – deliberate and obvious and disgusting

  5. The shade at the Trumps….so deserved, they are an international embarrassment for America and every damn Caucasian on the planet. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. This is the worst fake german accent ever…try to get a fuckin german once! One fuckin time I don't want to cringe when I hear a "German" speak in an American movie or show

  7. Merkel is truly among the greatest of world leaders.. Hope most Germans realise it despite not always in agreement with her policies. Disclosure.. I am neither German nor a refugee. "warm fresh is the nation's favorite ๐Ÿ˜‚"

  8. I love the fact that the world watches the USA
    It's like we r the hot chick and the jock and the smart nerd
    And everyone else is like the shadow

  9. And now Boris Johnson is the UK PM (at least for now). Angela will have to stop the eye rolling again! This is so funny, especially the bit about the Trump's, so accurate.

  10. There are lots of comedians who do Merkel brilliantly – Tracey Ullman is not one of them. As a German born and bread I can tell it's totally off the mark.

  11. Iโ€˜m German and I loved this but at least โ€žMerkelโ€œs accent sounded more Russian than German ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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