Skeleton Dad

Skeleton Dad


Hey son! Son Yeah dad? Son Okay what? What do you need? What? Son What Place my hand on your shoulder Okay okay fine fine Hold it there! You have to hold it there! Oh. My elbow is doing a weird– Dad… It’s doing a weird son! Okay first off, not your son. You’re not? I’m a girl I’m a GIRL! YOU’RE NOT MY SON? I’m a girl Well how am I supposed to know? I’m your DAUGHTER I don’t have eyes I can’t see. Can you blame me? Can you BLAME me son? Yeah I think I can blame you a bit What do you want? I don’t even have nerves or– WHAT DO YOU WANT? Oh yes Well you see the thing is… Oh Oh You let go Yeah You let go Yeah I let go. I’m sorry I let go my hand was tired. Will you put me back? This is really the type of thing a father should have his hand on his son’s shoulder… DAUGHTER Son’s shoulder… I see- I see you’re wearing um the shirt I bought you, son Yeah. The shirt with your face all over it. I hear that’s not a thing a lot of fathers do for their sons No it’s really not a thing that fathers do for their DAUGHTERS Son You know I do this because of I love you Yeah I know. Because of you love me Because of Because of I love you I have to tell you Something What? You’re adopted Yeah You’re not upset? No no I’m not really upset about it I Stop! Who told you? Did someone tell you? No I just… Mom. Mom! Dad’s being annoying. Stop it! Stop–he’s hitting me! Oh I’m sorry dear It’s gonna be okay I’ll…I’lll

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